Wednesday, November 05, 2008

I Had a Dream

I had a dream. . .

that we all went shopping together and bought a new country. We paid full price, but we got good quality this time. The old one was frayed around the edges and looking very dated. We didn't get to try the new one on, because it was a communal dressing room and we were embarrased of our cellulite and saggy ass. Still, we are hopeful that when we start to wear it, it will fit us perfectly, look fabulous and make all the other countries jealous.

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